They used to be not-so-middle aged blondes who hooked up with type-A Beemer drivers who wanted to trade in their first wife on a newer, younger model. Now, it's 20 years later, and the SUV is for shuttling kids to soccer, piano and their therapist. The anorexia is a desperate attempt to keep their husbands from leaving them for a client, or to try to bag the pool boy.
They used to be not-so-middle aged blondes who hooked up with type-A Beemer drivers who wanted to trade in their first wife on a newer, younger model. Now, it's 20 years later, and the SUV is for shuttling kids to soccer, piano and their therapist. The anorexia is a desperate attempt to keep their husbands from leaving them for a client, or to try to bag the pool boy.
ReplyDeleteWhy do middle aged balding overweight men drive expensive sports cars?
ReplyDeleteBecause everything they want to take along with them won't fit into their suitcase-sized handbags.
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